A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the Stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.
"The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to The stranger, "What would you like to talk about?"
Oh, I don't know", said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"
"OK," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you one question first.
A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same Stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat Patty, And A horse produces clumps of dried grass.
Why do you suppose that is?"
The stranger thinks about it for some time and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea,"
To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know s*h*i*t?"
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"The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to The stranger, "What would you like to talk about?"
Oh, I don't know", said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"
"OK," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you one question first.
A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same Stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat Patty, And A horse produces clumps of dried grass.
Why do you suppose that is?"
The stranger thinks about it for some time and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea,"
To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know s*h*i*t?"
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